“The most wasted of all days is one without laughter.”

– E. E. Cummings

Sometimes posts just need to be light. Remember those really ridiculous surveys we loved as teens that were around every xanga (yeah, I said it, don’t you feel old) corner? Well sometimes when I drink I do funny things, like write ridiculous to-do notes to myself, laugh at things I probably shouldn’t, and occasionally write dumber shit than normal (among other things).

So enjoy the fruits of my drunken labor. You’re welcome (and feel free to fill it out in the comments! I’d be interested to know who is enjoying my insanity):

Favorite time of the day: Any time of day that is not the morning
Favorite song that was released between your 5th and 15th birthday: How can anyone answer this question, you dumbass…I don’t know, literally anything
Favorite song released within your birth year: I Think We’re Alone Now, Tiffany
Favorite dessert: What is this question, though? Probably chocolate related…
Twitter or Instagram: Insta
What’s a unique skill you have: I can somehow almost always know when an actress is pregnant on a TV show…my husband says I have “the gift”…I would like a cooler one…
Favorite past-time: Playing with and/or being within a reachable vicinity of yarn
You’re stuck on an island and you can only take one of your favorite movies, what would it be?: Auntie Mame, Rosalind in ’58, NOT Lucille…
Favorite season of the year: Any season that is not Summer
Favorite beverage: Coffee
What was the last Drive-in film you saw: I think it was an X-Men film…or cowboys?…it’s all the same thing
Morning person or night owl: night owl
What was the last country, outside of your own, that you visited: Germany
If you could be standing anywhere right now, where would it be: Somewhere in the area of Greece
What was the last story you told to someone: Probably a story to my husband about something stupid and/or adorable that one of our ridiculous cats did…
What did you want to be when you grew up: Book author
What is your dream job now: Self employed
Introvert or extrovert?: both
Describe how you feel about the current year in 5 words: It could be much worse.

Oh, and in case you thought I was joking, here’s a favorite note I wrote to myself this year…

Cheerios. xOxO